I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
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he bit the head off a dead goose for 5 beers. this is my future boyfriend.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
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All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
He made a toga out of my hot pink bed sheets and cracked an egg on his head. Then he proceeded to alphabetize our DVD collection, which was impressive because I'm 99% sure he couldn't have done that sober.
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
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