Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
So, I'm about to rent a movie, order pizza, and use my vibrator.... Am I dating myself?
It's shit like that that makes me wish being deaf was contagious
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
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Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
In honor of Sarah Palin's bday I suggest we watch Nailing Palin
so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
She just got on the scale. frowned, got off and took off her pants and then got back on
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It wasn't exactly a dick pic. It was more like a body shot with a hint of wiener.
He KNOWS ALL THE WORDS TO "JESUS IS MY FRIEND", I swear if he even tries to pull shit with me I'm becoming an actual nun.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
I tried to face swap with Chuck Norris. His face was too powerful... it broke my snap chat.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
So my furniture is upside-down, two lamps are glued to the ceiling, and there is a kitten sleeping on Kyle's face. Please tell me what happened last night....
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