talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
Then he told me I had the most beautiful looking vulva
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
It'd be like medium rare by now.
I love how we're talking about your vagina like it's a piece of meat.
She just stuck her hand down the strippers pants. Shit just got real.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Accidentally searched up "pizza pasties" instead of "pizza pastries". I was not disappointed.
Jungle juice breakfast? No? Ok.
ill let you put your finger in a lot of things. but a ring is not one of them.
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