Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
so I was at the house for 3min to grab my bathing suit & tequila. You know, the go-to weekend combination
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The key to alley sex is drunkeness.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
You should kill a bro for me and drag his carcass home so I can study him.
btw telling the cab driver, that took you to your booty call that is now returning your wallet that you left in his cab, that you want to hug him is awkward
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
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That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I got a snap of someone jumping off a light pole. Was that you? Please confirm or deny. #onWisconsin
But the problem is you celebrate with your heart but I celebrate with my liver
hot take: drunk me can walk through walls?
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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