Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
The guy in front of me in line at Starbucks looks kinda like Danica Patrick except he has a huge boner.
My entire floor is waiting for the couple to come out of the shower. She's a screamer. We've blockaded them
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
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