need another drink. this is the easiest way
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
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I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
He left his boxers here. Can I keep them and make a shrine or would that be creepy?
That's not fair! You can't come over after you just had sex and rub my dry spell in my face!
You know what? The sex was so bad that I don't even care that I gave him strep.
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
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