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literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
I just had a flash of me drinking straight vodka out of a condom...
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
Bro... You handed me an ice cube from your drink and said "tell me if it tastes like pickles".
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I will expect an hourly check text to confirm you are alive and that you aren't dead in a ditch somewhere with a hobo dry humping your corpse
THERE IS A MOTHERFUCKING HUMMINGBIRD FLYING AROUND IN OUR HOUSE RIGHT NOW HOW DO I GET IT OUT????
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
All I did today was eat pizza and use my vibrator.
I'm just bringing him "breakfast," and breakfast may lead to lunch and dinner, but that doesn't mean I want the mealplan.
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