walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
walking around pouring bird seed on passed out guys in the quad.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
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Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
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Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
No. I'm laying on the floor naked. I almost made it to the shower
This could be the definition of living by yourself
I just kept hitting the drum to get thru the crowd to the bar. Surprisingly it worked
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
He woke up from being passed out on the couch mumbled something that sounded like "Taco" then proceeded to the bathroom only to pass out again, I think we need to learn how to party like him!
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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