ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
:( I'm sorry!!!
sexual favors sorry?
absolutely not
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
sometimes i think life is slapping me across the face and laughing, saying "ha ha! you're an adult!"
I literally have been drunk for three days entirely by myself, the world cup may kill me
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
It's beautiful. It's what jesusxwants. I should send you a pic of my boobs out of friendship
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