Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
Peed on my phone. Dried it out in oven. Technology is both a plus and a minus.
dude she was so drunk she thought Jim Joyce made the right call
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
Wonderful brian is stoned out of his mind, floating in a lawn chair in the hot tub eating a giant plate of macaroni and staring at the moon
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Randomize
