got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I wish i could put a picture of my ass of my resume...that seems to be the only way i will ever get hired
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
she pinky promised me she was 18
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I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
The president of the frat said he was honored to award me "Best Overall Blow Jobs", free admission to all their future parties, and a $20 gift certificate to Denny's. I'm not sure if I feel proud or if that's just the burrito coming back up...
Also, what are the symptoms of syphilis?
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
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I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
my roommate woke me up with head. more awkward than it sounds.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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