Found out in my property law class that you can sell your eggs for $8000. Helloooo spring break.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
just found out i can blow out the flame on the grill lighter fill my mouth with butane and ignite a fireball
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
I met his parents. We played twister. My boob popped out.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
Jus pulled over and stole. Corn out of a. Field. ... get on my level
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