He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I was doing the dishes wondering what was with all the tiny little cups, but then I remembered that some people drink things other than huge mixed drinks and big cups of water the next day.
I just texted him to come over because I want to see if his hand fits the handprint bruise on my ass.....I feel like the cinderella of S&M
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btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
It was weird, because he kept shaking his head like he was motorboating me...but on my vagina.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
Fuck you, if it wasn't for us going to the city, she would be using me as a human sex toy all day.
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Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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