this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
I did the seizure Bad Romance dance again last night, didn't I?
you were really good actually. your skill is increasing over time
His sombrero wouldn't fit in the car and I had to buy him some Jack to make him stop bitching. You owe me
Wondering when "babysitting" formed into "sleeping on the couch for five hours nursing a hangover and giving the kids Nyquil."
I just peed in a flower pot on the veranda while crying and holding a drink
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
Ask him to get me chedder bratwurst instead of the molly
Unless if you guys already left. Then I want the molly
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
The most awkward thing in the morning is seeing your teacher's dick right before you go to his class.
College is really paying off. I am gonna be a great teacher. I just made a grading sheet for weed. This shit got an A.
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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