Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
hey watch out, they threw flour on everyone who passed out at their party last year.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
It just makes me feel nauseous. And I don't want to feel nauseous when all I really want is to get off.
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I think we might need a safe word for this...
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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