you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Why did that cocktail waitress get to sleep with Tiger for 2 years, and all I ever got for living in Whorelando for five years is a couple of pictures with Joey Fatone
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'm not drinking anymore...and by that, I mean until St. Patrick's Day.
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
STONER SAFETY TIP: don't use the driver's side vanity mirror to check how red your eyes are while you're driving. it won't work. trust me.
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
I need two food groups: booze and turkey sandwiches
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
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