They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
I almost puked on my graduation application. perfect.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
He asked me if I wanted to play "Edouard Mandevan," turns out that's French for Edward Winehands
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
You should have. Partying with 60 year olds and batman is so much better than partying with bitches our age.
i'm pretty sure you can't sue someone for "Taking a shit on my kitchen floor."
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Randomize
