i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
Just walked in on the Yellow Ranger getting porked by a guy in a UD Blue Hen costume. Will somebody PLEASE think of the children.
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
You have proved your worthiness to join me on the quest of taking shots at every academic building on campus by showing up drunk to our test at 12:30 today
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I'm on this new diet called "I have 10$ till next Friday, I have rice
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
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