Someone's got a whale tail
A thong is hangin out?
No, a fatty following them
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Well i'm not entirely sure considering he gave my vagina an early valentine's day card that said "you're purrfect."
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
I have no words
Neither did my mom, when she walked in on me squating with my balls in a cup of hot water.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
i woke up and couldnt remember who was in my bed and it was so dark.. i rolled over and started kissing him and feeling his face because hey... if the blind can see like that.. maybe i could too
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