Wednesdays are like the thursdays of tuesdays... Drink time
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
There were penises being pulled out everywhere.
They left at like 4. I got up to help clean their house this morning and we found his pants. No ones heard from him, we're all a little scared.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
oh i see... well this is a positive first step in you courting him for sex.
i guess "never drinking again" is not an option when you invent a whole new level of drunk...
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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