So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
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I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
I left the bar I'm on a bench across from the bowling alley taking a nap please come get me. I've had three lollipops.
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He literally took a shit in my bathroom and then broke up with me.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
He may be a manwhore, but he’s a very well endowed manwhore
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