In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
I cut my penus on the lid.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
Five Mah tais Laser and i skill have not drunk dial you
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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