whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
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At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
So last night I kicked a beer can off of a frat guys head and it nailed one of my sisters in the face. Think i'll be brought up on standards?
I'll ask around, all of my friends have girlfriends now for the most part though so they're all dead inside
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Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
You okay? Last night you climbed through my window and demanded I take shots with you and when I refused you took a piss in my front yard.
that's your fault. you refused to take shots with me.
I promised her I would shit on your driveway. There's nothing that you or I can do about it now.
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
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