But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
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Jerry just sent me this: IOR GHIT ALL THE BUTTIB. Go get him. Now.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
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I like the fact that you've for some reason taken my penis into protective custody
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I'm trying to secure Christmas dick. Idgaf if he has strep or not.
I drunkenly said, "That's my future father-in-law!" And everyone made an uncomfortable / disgusted face... including the aforementioined future father-in-law. Maybe I should start dating other people.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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