He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
He made fire alarm noises before throwing up all over the street.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Also I just took a shit at a bar so always remember that ANYTHING is possible.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I love you. Go after that dick
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
Randomize
