i jus seen this fat chick walk buy look like she had don king coming out her arm pits..
Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
I'm shotgunning a 12 pack at a bus stop. This is why we pay the rent with an auto withdrawal at the beginning of the month
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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