Yo dont text me then not text me
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
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I'm at the bar and they've turned up lady gaga to cover the sound of the fire alarm.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
He threw up. He never throws up. It was like finding out superman cant fly anymore. I was so sad for him.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
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I just remember being happy that I got that toilet fixed so I had somewhere close to throw up
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
We don't watch enough power rangers
He sat next to me, put his arm around me, yelled at his girlfriend that he was breaking up with her, and told me I'm his little pet for the night.
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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