dude did u upper deck my toilet?
haha like two months ago
i cleaned the bathroom like ten times before i realized what the smell was.....i hate u
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Just paid for that girls abortion on my dad's black card. I feel like P-Diddy.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
So add panera bread to the places i love to eat that i am potentially banned from.
dude they had a "sorry for partying" wall in their house which consisted if all the hospital bills, tickets, detox receipts and court orders they've gotten. The ENTIRE wall was covered.
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
I have vodka and a slip n slide so of you could come over that would be great
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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