Dude sorry i couldnt seem to spell any words right in the texts i sent you last night
I felt like a fucking code breaker.
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
im pretty sure while i was fucking her my dog was fucking her dog too
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Its not like i paid for sex. She was stuck there, we simply exchanged rides.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
Will you fuck me while I eat my burrito though? I'm kind of hungry.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
alright well you definitely hurt his feelings though you told him he looked like he was going to an Amish community prayer meeting..
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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