He tried. I said no. He said, "It's ok if I do this?" and proceeded to jerk himself off. Oh, the French.
im giving 12 year olds life advice. this is probably illegal somewhere.
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
FYI, grandma is already drunk and using a bed sheet as a table cloth.
My new dealer was watching Space Jam and eating ham off a frisbee when I went over. He's my new favorite person
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
Texas awaits me. And all the cocks that live there too.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
this old dude from the bar is giving me a ride home in a van, his bumper sticker says " don't laugh your kids could be in here" scary world ou here
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
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