in the car goin home for fam dinner and he is silent... i think he realized how big of a whore his little sister is
i dont even know how to be here
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
Just checked my phone. Sometime last night I googled sex positions in a tent. Was there even a tent there?
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Don't worry you weren't as drunk as you thought. You only fell 4 times.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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