Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
It was so good the neighbors even had a cigarette.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I was dancing with a blow torch in one hand and a bowl of weed in the other
I told you, I'm taking a sledgehammer to your walls. Fuck your walls.
I'm Batman.
you should come have a drink with me (non alcoholic or otherwise) im at the same bar as your sister and a few guys that would apparently "lick your butthole"-congratulations
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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