This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
but his dog just died...ill send him an edible arrangement or a 6 pack or something
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
I didn't know people actually cried after sex.
You made a list of reasons why you should be on fear factor. You came up with 2 reasons: "I like fear" and "I am fear"
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
he told me it was like eating gods vagina.
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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