As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
i woke up next to a ladle and a packet of chocolate biscuits that my face had melted into one giant biscuit.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
I was cracked out naked on a toilet pretending I was posing for playboy.. Shit got weird, but apparently I had a good bday.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
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