Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
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Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
My birthday is in 11 days. Going ham. Consciousness will not be an option
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
Dude I was tripping acid when she was crying and I literally couldn't defend myself
I just had a random tinder dude give me a ride home from school because my car is dead. Tinder rules! It's like Uber, but with boys who want to impress you.
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
Randomize