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roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
She's thinkin about havin beer pong at her reception... She's walkin a fine line between trashy and the best idea ever
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I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Should I be concerned that the new guy I'm seeing just referred to my stealing a sailboat in college while drunk as "wholesome"?
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He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
you called me drunk last night to talk about summoning sex demons with magic WTF
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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