these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
Also this guy fingered me at the bar and then gave me his card
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Or maybe I'll just keep introducing myself like, hello, they call me iane because I need the D. Applications are submitted online, women need not apply.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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