I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
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no dont talk to me..because of you my bar tab was more expensive than my hospital bill
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
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new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
We were banging then all I remember is coming down hard and smashing my top teeth off his forehead. I just rolled off and tapped out. Done-zo
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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