Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
weddingsv make me drug and hornr
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Let me be the 15% helpful, 85% useless as shit angel on your shoulder.
I just spent 12 consecutive hours in the same outfit and none of it was pajamas. If that's not personal growth, I don't know what is.
I was just thrown into the pool and now I'm surrounded by men... You would think this is the dream but I'm just confused
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Dude, no, you tried to sleep on the stove. I mean. You were pissed when I stopped you... but I couldn't have you catching on fire in my house.
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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