Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
fuck you guys, stop putting fake babies in my car the cops came again.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Definitely just puked in this corn maze. Families are staring.
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
Im at that shitty point in my day where I start planning night activities while finger dipping vyvance off of my desk, you got any plans?
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Just assume that every drink in that house has alcohol in it.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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