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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  the red head has a bf

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  just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score

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• (559): View more from California

  Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs

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• (774): View more from Massachusetts

  i got a mint flavored condom from wellness day...im kind of tempted to taste it

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.

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• (585): View more from New York

  So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.

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• (845): View more from New York

  They were actually really boring considering how we met them.

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  howd you meet them?

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  They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.

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• (276): View more from Virginia

  That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.

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• (304): View more from West Virginia

  You took my underwater blowjob virginity.

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  I am not being the messenger for your booty call.

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  I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  You have mono. It's like being pregnant, your are excused from normal social niceties like responding to people.

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• (732): View more from New Jersey

  I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?

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• (919): View more from North Carolina

  Nothing kills the mood like opening another guy’s dick pic in bed

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