it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
Can we please get on skype for like 20 seconds so i can show you my penis and the spiderman temporary tattoo that is right above it
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
Do you think next time you could control the yawn? Kind of a buzzkill to be mid-orgasm and see you yawning over there.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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