somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
I am sleeping on the floor in your room so if you have sex in here just don't roll on me
so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
Why do I feel like I used to feel when I almost got caught looking at porn when I get caught looking at facebook at work
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
Bring more bourbon. Day drunk just hit another level.
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
million dollar idea: razor dispensers in bar bathrooms. your welcome, girls who didn't think they were getting laid tonight.
He's got that kind of dick that just MAKES me cheat on my boyfriend. It deserves a trophy. Really you should give it ride sometime.
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