please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
He pulled a condom out of his satchel and i questioned my entire life.
WHEN DID YOU SAY YOU COME BACK BC I GOT INVITED TO A KEG WAR PARTY
true... I just kept thinking "THAT IS A PENIS. OMG THAT IS A PENIS. DOES HE KNOW IM STARRING? STOP LOOKING. OMG THIS IS AWKWARD. PENISSSSS"
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
You told your family you're bi over the phone?!
We were talking about exes and it just came out....and so did I.
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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