you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
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theyre selling pepper spray in the courtyard. hellooo atl
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I just walked in on my roommates playing baseball with old vegetables and a bigass knife.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
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I want to let you in on my two latest life goals. Have a photograph of me squirting whipped cream into a midget's mouth, and have sex on a roof.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
omg his dad is hot
... I'm currently away at the moment. Leave a msg since I cannot express how much I can't help you stop ruining peoples lives.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
Just realized how behind i am. Will gradually increase drinking until i don't remember that i missed an entire year of class.
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