Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You were so drunk that some guy dressed as Harry Potter pointed his wand at you and screamed "Accio SHITSHOW"
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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