remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
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Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!