I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
i just watched my husband get a prostate exam. sex is ruined for me.
I had to move some guys boxers out of the dryer. This is the closest I'll be getting to dick this month.
Don't bite the hand that gives you multiple orgasms
These People Are The Epitome of Lazy
Two dudes got up on top of the pianos and danced shirtless. They didnt even get kicked out. I love vegas
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
Disturbing Scenes People Witnessed As Children
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
He smoked and I was tired so left before we did anything. I literally left him high and dry.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?