Have you finally orgasmed yet?
My cousin's wedding had personal beer funnels for each table and a drinking game against the bride and groom. im sorry for ever calling you white trash
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
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please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
I have no idea what happened last night, but you're the only person I remember smashing my face into. Be honored.
I'm bringing a flask to the test on friday. If I'm gonna fail at least I can enjoy the experience
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
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He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
Even though I'm gonna be a felon I'm having fun for time being.