Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
Did you write "I hope this gives you aids" on my box of capn crunch?
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Protocol on turning down a date from someone in the House of Representatives?
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
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The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
Just used the handle end of a spatula to get the baggie of coke wedged between my passenger seat. Innovation points?
I'm going to three dry weddings this month. I'm flashing three dry weddings this month
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Are you jealous of my sweatsuit? It's how I get men on Tinder.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.