i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
Everything is bigger in Texas. Including Colt's vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Are you around on Saturday? Feeling a trip over
Wet with either fear or sexual excitement
I think a mixture of both is appropriate
I mean, I love her. But not "I'll have a threesome with her." Type of love.
I want to just live in between your butt cheeks.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
who was i chillin with last night? i woke up in a storage unit
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I'm being hhit on by creepy guys please come one bought me a penis hat balloon animal save meeeee
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
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