i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
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Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
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The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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