The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
dude i dnt kno how, but i think theres a tampon in my butt
my brother wants to know why there are wet balloons in his bed and i think you forgot to throw the condoms away but im too hungover to check if thats what hes talking about
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
You asked for his ID and then said "I am like a bouncer but for my vagina."
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
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