We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I was officially considered the drunkest person in cuba when the bartender at the swim up bar made me wear a life jacket for 'safety purposes'
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
What's the politically correct way of saying you've made someone your bitch?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He walked upstairs in nothing but his boxers and drunkenly asked my brother for a condom....so much for a good first impression.
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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