I have been thinking about it and I am really glad we decided to order helmets.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Bring your kids so they can distract our kids so we can drink beer in peace.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
So I'm drinking wine and watching Thumbelina
I'm teaching my cat to play fetch
Yep, it's a friday
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
My entire news feed is ice bucket challenges. I wish there was a hide from feed button like FarmVille
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
I mean it could have been worse, I could have been sober.
Quick question—how good are you at digging holes? I mean, besides the one you've dug for yourself. asking for a friend
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.
Randomize
