He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
Fuck appropriateness.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
He completely dissapeared at the baseball game. We found him passed out at the hotel three hours later with souviner photos of himself at the top of the Sears Tower.
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
I'll always remember you bringing me that pregnancy test in the middle of an ice storm. Best friend ever.
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
as your best friend, I hope we never outgrow 'I Just Got Laid' texts
What's protocol when the 18 year old son of an anti-gay preacher sends you a message on Grindr during church?
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
Randomize
