You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
He asked me to grab his balls and yell "thats a spicy meat-a-ball" Last time I do requests.
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
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Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
It's a sad statement on my day when the high point was getting a pap test.
I mean, I already hooked up with her boyfriend. The least I can do is accept her facebook friend request.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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