Oh KT! There was no tea in those Long Islands...
Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I can't right now...you know Sunday night is whn I get drunk and do laundry.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
You demanded I give you a glass of water, so I set it down in front of you and you knock it over and roll in it..,
I wanted to be a dolphin.
All I'm saying is that your next houseguest had better not barge in on me in the shower demanding I wash the stolen dye from his hair. I'm not doing that a second time.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
What the matter? A girl can't play some Super Mario without being accused of being high?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
Randomize
