so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
Dating my ex's drug dealer.. best. revenge. ever.
We hung out in the bathroom the whole time and talked about sex and watched some girl pee. If you don't believe I was there, check the bathtub for bread crust.
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Kelly and I just had sex, and you didn't call or text to interrupt, are you alive? We are both concerned.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
I puked on her cat, I think I should at least buy her breakfast
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
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